Since I love about complaining about KATSEYE and their current status, I'm making to topic to keep everything organized and allow other people to contribute to the thread. And of course I can't do it on Scratch since the Scratch Team does not value free speech.

Basically, this is a place to talk about anything KATSEYE-related, but hatred against the company is heavily encouraged; this is literally why I made the thread! But nothing stops you from talking against or for the girls (or even the companies). Yes, you heard that right, it's a KATSEYE-related free speech area, since the Scratch thread is too damn innocent!

I find it kinda weird and a little, erm, narcissistic maybe how they released an EP, then they released a "fuck you, haters" song (Internet Girl, I will always remember that song as "that one cheesy KATSEYE song"), then they released another EP, and Internet Girl isn't even on it!

And by "fuck you, haters!", I mean that the entire verse is just them telling the haters to eat dick, here PG-ised as "eat zucchini" (confirmed by Lara, by the way)

Btw (yes, I'm writing a second Post-Scriptum), like every other KATSEYE song, it wasn't even written by the girls, so really it's just a random dude who just so happens to write lyrics for KATSEYE telling haters that. What a world we live in!

Edit: In case you can't tell, I hate Internet Girl. It's so bad for so many reasons, it's actually pretty funny. The instrumental sounds like a mixture of emptyness, bass boosted trash, it's repetitive… About the vocals, the verses are short, repetitive and they generally just sound bad. It kinda sounds like threat or something. The chorus though is… okay? The chorus to verse ratio is completely messed up, but, I dunno, the instrumental definitely doesn't help here.

Edit 2: I just realized that, according to Genius, what I call the verse is actually the chorus? I'm kinda confused here!

Edit 3: The more I think of it, the more I realize that this song kinda sounds like smth that could have been released in Linkin Park's joke album, "Sweet Hamsters Like Jewels From America!" What I'm trying to say here is that this song sounds like a joke.

Edit 4: The official Visualizer video for Internet Girl was made by AI. Thanks, Hybe/Geffen!

I find it interesting to imagine what a non-PG cover of Internet Girl, maybe w/ different instrumentals too, would be like…

chipmunkmc wrote:

I find it interesting to imagine what a non-PG cover of Internet Girl, maybe w/ different instrumentals too, would be like…

It would probably be something like this over some hardcore metal or whatever:

I wrote:

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL! (LET'S FUCK THIS UP!)
FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M OUT!

EAT LARGE DICKS, EAT LARGE DICKS!
EAT LARGE DICKS, EAT LARGE DICKS!
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER! GO FUCK YOURSELF! (LET'S FUCK THIS UP!)
OH, WON'T YOU? OH, WON'T YOU?

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL!
EVERY PICTURE OF ME IS "OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOT THIS WHORE!"
WHAT'S THE WORD? WHAT'S THE WORD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL!
GOT YOUR SCREEN SO HOT, GOTTA PUT ME ON THE AI UNDRESSER!
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL!
YEAH IT ISN'T MY FAULT IF IT'S ALWAYS MY TURN!
WHAT'S THE WORD? WHAT'S THE WORD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL!
SO MOTHERFUCKING SEXY, YES, NOT MAYBE, THAT'S JUST HOW MY MAMA MADE ME!

I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS ANYMORE,
MY HEART IS RUNNING OUT!

EAT LARGE DICKS, EAT LARGE DICKS!
EAT LARGE DICKS, EAT LARGE DICKS!
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER! GO FUCK YOURSELF! (LET'S FUCK THIS UP!)
OH, WON'T YOU? OH, WON'T YOU? (EAT LARGE DICKS!)

IN YOUR FEELINGS! (LARGE DICKS!) 'CAUSE YOU NEED ME SO!
KEEP ON BREATHIN'! (LARGE DICKS!) 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW!
WHAT I MIGHT DO! (LET'S FUCK THIS UP!)
IT JUST MIGHT BE YOU!

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT'S NOT OVER YET! (psst- that's not in the original song)

HAVEN'T YOU FUCKIN' HEARD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL!
EVERY PICTURE OF ME IS "OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOT THIS WHORE!"
WHAT'S THE WORD? WHAT'S THE WORD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL! (WORD!!!)
CLICK IT, CLICK IT, OOH YOU FUCKING DESPISE IT, JEALOUSY'S FUCKIN' OVERRATED!
HAVEN'T YOU FUCKIN' HEARD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL!
YEAH IT ISN'T MY FAULT IF IT'S ALWAYS MY TURN!
WHAT'S THE WORD? WHAT'S THE WORD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL!
YOU AIN'T GOT WHAT I GOT, YOU AIN'T STOPPING ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS ANYMORE,
MY LIFE IS RUNNING OUT!

EAT LARGE DICKS (IN YOUR FEELINGS!), LARGE DICKS!
EAT LARGE DICKS (KEEP ON BEATHIN'!), LARGE DICKS! (CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW!)
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER! (WHAT I MIGHT DO) GO FUCK YOURSELF! (IT JUST MIGHT BE YOU!)
OH, WON'T YOU? OH WON'T YOU? OH WON'T YOU?
EAT LARGE DICKS (IN YOUR FEELINGS!), LARGE DICKS!
EAT LARGE DICKS (KEEP ON BEATHIN'!), LARGE DICKS! (CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW!)
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER! (WHAT I MIGHT DO) GO FUCK YOURSELF! (AND IT'S ALL FOR YOU!)
OH, WON'T YOU? OH WON'T YOU? OH WON'T YOU?

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? I'M THE INTERNET GIRL!

EVERY PICTURE OF ME IS "OH MY FUCKING GOD, NOT THIS WHORE!"

lmfao this is amazing